When gags finally removed by his wife.
"Hi honey!Your never guess what?Thieves broke in and dressed me up like this!The swines."
"Er no they didn't actually take anything...erm no lets not tell the police...oh I am not sure where they broke in...why are you looking at me like that?You do believe me don't you honey?Honey?"
I really liked your idea of a follow up!
Here it is: Next caption in the series
Wow! Great caption. If she didnt look so hot it would be embarresing. I mean even his wife must be impressed.